====== Panic! In the Server Room ======
''Sit tight ntpd will keep time come on just
wait wait wait for the prompt
and I believe, the system calls for a proper
authentication and well
don't you see
I'm the sysadmin and here's my latest ticket

Swear to grep it down if you swear to netcat 
oh we're still lightweight, desperate for a shell script  
and I, aim to be, 
your xeyes cowsay boys cowsay wives''